As your ad so subtly hints at, you are seeking to expand your power base by incorporating the Filipino community. The “rising sun” back drop are alternate colors from Japan, a country we have so strongly supported through a mutual love and respect for sushi, Transformers, and, Ichiro Suzuki, while at the same time understanding the need to subvert their power with your stance on the Godzilla initiative. As a Filipino, we have been exploited by both America and Japan in order to fulfill each countries avarice appetite for all things Autobot.
That said, your choice for VP is obvious. You need a man who is both half-Pinoy, half-Irish, and all American. You need someone with the profile that matches yours without threatening your face time. You need somebody who will be seen as a solid number two: you need Rob Schnieder. He’s mixed race but not mixed up about his politics. Cetta/Schnieder 2016. . .just a thought. . .
I was hoping for a second that you were proposing the dream Cetta/Warner ticket, but you’re right, Rob Schneider is a solid option. Calls have been made to his publicist, who was too busy licking himself to call back, apparently.
Della Rocco! You too could be the Veep! I stay true to the ideals we first forged in the cubicles! Pie will be on the agenda soon!
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July 22, 2008 at 7:38 pm
As your ad so subtly hints at, you are seeking to expand your power base by incorporating the Filipino community. The “rising sun” back drop are alternate colors from Japan, a country we have so strongly supported through a mutual love and respect for sushi, Transformers, and, Ichiro Suzuki, while at the same time understanding the need to subvert their power with your stance on the Godzilla initiative. As a Filipino, we have been exploited by both America and Japan in order to fulfill each countries avarice appetite for all things Autobot.
That said, your choice for VP is obvious. You need a man who is both half-Pinoy, half-Irish, and all American. You need someone with the profile that matches yours without threatening your face time. You need somebody who will be seen as a solid number two: you need Rob Schnieder. He’s mixed race but not mixed up about his politics. Cetta/Schnieder 2016. . .just a thought. . .
July 22, 2008 at 9:29 pm
Dude…don’t forget where you came from!!!!
July 23, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I was hoping for a second that you were proposing the dream Cetta/Warner ticket, but you’re right, Rob Schneider is a solid option. Calls have been made to his publicist, who was too busy licking himself to call back, apparently.
Della Rocco! You too could be the Veep! I stay true to the ideals we first forged in the cubicles! Pie will be on the agenda soon!