Monthly Archives: July 2011
Confessions of a Lousy Driver
I’ve found there are two constants in the realm of human self assessment. 1) Everyone thinks they have a sense of humor, which is insane because there are so many dour, humorless clods out there on which the funny has … Continue reading
Filed under Driving, humor, Transportation
Editing My Dusty Old Masterpiece
You are privileged to herein grab a glimpse at my awesome skills on display, with my real time editing process. Everyone who writes has their own way of doing this, and usually they don’t wait years after the last draft … Continue reading
Filed under humor, Publishing, Writing
Things That Suck: Please Come to Boston
(This is another entry in the series of things we always thought were okay and inoffensive, but have turned out to be horrible, following my complete smackdown of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, found here. Herein I extensively and exclusively reference … Continue reading
Filed under humor, Music, Relationships
The Wedding to End All Weddings
Ladies and gentlemen, the plan is in place. Cetta/Rusakiewicz, long thought to be an elaborate ruse meant to drum up interest in a potential presidential campaign, has transitioned into a bona fide lovetastic relationshipathon. And after seven and a half … Continue reading
Filed under humor, Relationships
