I’m not sure how old my daughter is at this point – gotta be in her late teens, I’d guess – but she has already reached an advanced developmental stage of turning out a right bitch. Walking around with her pug nose in the air, eight pounds of make-up giving her that extra bit of [...]
Posts Tagged as ‘Children’
June 20, 2008
Thank You, Meth Lab!
The third and very likely final children’s book I’ll ever write, this one obviously wrapping up all the loose ends and plot threads that had been strung through Thank You, Bus! and Thank You, Coma!
Thank You, Meth Lab!
Joe was sad
He was broke and had started working more hours to earn extra [...]
June 11, 2008
Thank You, Coma!
The second installment in my epic threepiece of a children’s book series, circa 2005ish:
Thank You, Coma!
Joe was sad
Life had sort of failed him lately
Things took a turn for the worse when he was drinking on a Tuesday
He had it bad, and that ain’t good.
One night, he went to a [...]
May 23, 2008
Thank You, Bus!
My first attempt at writing a children’s book, which has basically become a thing of legend:
Thank You, Bus!
Joe was sad.
He had to work mandatory overtime.
It sucked out loud.
He didn’t want to have to work the mandatory overtime, but he didn’t want to go back to working at the dollar store, either.
But [...]
May 15, 2008
A Letter to My Unborn Child
Dear sir or madam,
So you’re my kid, huh? As I write this I am currently safe in the knowledge that I have never impregnated anyone that I’m aware of, and have no pressing interest in this activity anytime in the near future (impregnating, I mean, not the activity – er, well, you know what [...]
