Posts Tagged as ‘China’

July 16, 2008

A Major Announcement for This Guy, and For America

Let’s face it, the nation has gone completely to hell.  This isn’t a euphemism either. I believe the explanation for the country’s ailments is that leadership bargained away our collective soul and we are now beginning the descent into the fiery abyss, replete with hot pokers aimed at the colon and demons ready to roast [...]

July 6, 2008

My Executive Cover Letter

Here is a variation on the cover letter I sent around when I first arrived, in search of employment:
 
 
Joe, the Future Veep of Your Co.
Chicago, IL 60614
 
June 1, 2008
 
Re: Open bank Vice-President position
 
Dear Ladies, Gentlemen, or otherwise,
 
I am writing in regards to the available bank Vice-President position you have posted on Craigslist.  I feel with [...]